Scally the Scouser

Author: southlondon

Date: May 25, 2005

by southlondon
5-25-05
Liverpool face AC Milan in the Champion's League final in Istanbul. Scally, naturally, has stolen both flight and match tickets.
Good morning my friend! I sell the finest in Turkish jewellery. What is it exactly that you are after?
Allo matey, I'd like one of the pure diamond encrusted rings.
Ah yes... the ones I keep in the back. Please wait a second.
(Slightly narked that the shop owner trusted him enough to leave him alone with the cash register)