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| I'm nearly there, Princess! Soon, I shall rescue you from Bowser's evil clutches! | |
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| Rescuing a Princess is a great idea. Ok, so maybe she won't sleep with me anyway, and maybe there's millions of other Mushroom Kingdom women willing to sleep with me. | |
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| And maybe my feet are a little tired from jumping on nasties and leaping from platforms. And maybe..........you know what? Fuck this. | |
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