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| Did I tell you my new girlfriend is a businesswoman? She takes her work too seriously though. Like she's got this whole system worked out. If I dump her, I have to give two weeks' notice. | |
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| If she dumps me, I have to clear out my side of the flat by noon before she calls security. And if I get "laid off.." | |
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| Let me guess. She says "It's not you, it's me" but gives you severance pay before you go. | |
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| No, that's her word for blowjobs. | |
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