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| Excuse me, I'd like to buy one of your garden tables. | |
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| Actually, when I say Buy, I actually mean I'd like to send you out in the pouring rain to get it so I can try and fit it in my tiny Nissan Micra hatchback, even though the dimensions are miles too big | |
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A horrific act of violence should follow this scene, but due to my amazing self control it does not.
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| I'd also like to demand you to cut the box open so that I can try and get it in without the packaging, only to find I can't and tell you to bring the now useless item back, without thanks or apology. | |
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| Ok, I'll get my raincoat. | |
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