The Trip

Author: southlondon

Date: April 26, 2006

by southlondon
4-26-06
Oi, penguin. When the judge said community service, I thought it would be sweeping penguin droppings up, not going to war.
We penguins have no other function than annilihate all life apart from ourselves.
Fair enough. But whose the enemy?
Us penguins are driven by petty regional prejudices. Much like your Millwall and Tottenham, we are the South that hate the North. Our north is the Arctic. Can you think of a creature from the Arctic?
I bet you look good on the dancefloor...ATTACK!
For fuck's sake!