The Trip

Author: southlondon

Date: April 26, 2006

by southlondon
4-26-06
...So then the chief says, "Death by Um-Bongo!"
Jesus Christ, that was terrible. Besides, hadn't we best keep our voices down?
*-Satisfied?
Relax, Pete, those two death squad goons were killed a few moments go* remember? They got eaten by the giant spiders.
Yeah, but we don't want the giant spiders to get us.
Nah, see, Pete, the giant spiders aren't really a danger. They're just a plot mover, and they kill characters who the public aren't interested in any more.
Ah yes. Good old spiders. Couldn't live without 'em.