The Trip

Author: southlondon

Date: May 3, 2006

by southlondon
5-03-06
What's wrong with us Pete? We always stick our feet in it. Let's make a pact in future not to talk politics or boast in front of any pirates, Serbian death squads or anyone else who can kill us.
Agreed.
Arr! I be tha captain of this ship. What ye bin sayin' about the speed of Carmen?
Erm...well, we were, but we've decided that this 16th Century ship is far faster than any other modern version.
Arr, well, that be OK then. Yer be free to travel with us.
Sucker!