The Trip

Author: southlondon

Date: May 3, 2006

by southlondon
5-03-06
Look, infidel. Mohammud can walk straight into the Arctic Monkey base under cover of surrender, then destroy them.
*=He doesn't. He convinces them they have STDs, locks them in the toilet and shaves them when they're asleep.
Look, Mohammud, this is nice of you, but I look out for my friends* and I don't like to see them die.
Sir does not understand. Mohammud must. It is my way. Allah will love me for it.
(Mysterious music plays)
Ok, but, hang on, you haven't even got a bomb. It was blown up on the plane, remember?
Plane? Mohammud did not blow up the plane.