Lock in

Author: southlondon

Date: May 12, 2006

by southlondon
5-12-06
Don't worry, guys. There's another way out, and this Mr X can't know about it.
How do you know?
A few weeks ago...
I remember it like it was yesterday. Paul was subjecting me to another non-stop lecture about nothing at all, then IT slipped out.
Hey, Neil, did you know there's a secret tunnel going out of the pub? You can get to it by....
...So, what did he say next?
He didn't. At that moment the vodka he had just downed reached his brain, and he started dribbling and falling over.