Lock in

Author: southlondon

Date: May 14, 2006

by southlondon
5-14-06
Erm...excuse me...why is the door locked?
Paris Hilton? What the fuck are you doing here?
I was supposed to be on a date with Chris Hyde.
Chris Hyde? That loser? Why him?
Well, we have so much in common. We're both unhealthily thin, drug addicted alcoholics.
Ah.