The Quest

Author: southlondon

Date: June 16, 2006

by southlondon
6-16-06
The Dalai Lama! Thank you for coming.
Speak, please, my friend.
Thanks. Me and my friends need to find a portal to another dimension. As a man of wisdom I was hoping you'd be able to help.
UG! Damn you kids and your silly pranks. One day I'm a tear you a new arsehole.
Really? I heard you Buddhists were pacifists?
Fuck that bullshit, we say it to impress tourists. You fuck with me motherfucker and I'll rip your fucking arms off! Fucker!