The Quest

Author: southlondon

Date: June 16, 2006

by southlondon
6-16-06
George Bush? You're not a religious leader!
Yeas I ayam, ah may nawt have mah own religion but ah am a strawng Chreestian.
Well whatever. Do you know how I could summon a portal to another realm?
Sheeyat, ah see portals all thuh tahm. Maynd yew, ah am on cowecaine most of ther tahm.
You're the leader of the free world. You really shouldn't have admitted that to me.
Well heyall l'il laydee, ah'm on cocaine raight now! A'll give yew some! Ah cayan't stop snortin the stuff!