The War

Author: southlondon

Date: June 21, 2006

by southlondon
6-21-06
Ray Winstone? Hey, alright, we have Ray Winstone! If there's anyone you can't tear a new arsehole for, I haven't met them.
(Soft, feminine voice) I don't know what you're talking about.
Shit. So you're NOT the star of Nil by Mouth, Final Cut and Sexy Beast?
No, you're thinking of Hugh Grant. I'm a patron of romantic comedies.
Uh...Mr Grant?
Whad'you fucking want, you fucking slag?