The Future

Author: southlondon

Date: July 18, 2006

by southlondon
7-18-06
At the William, Sunday night...
So here's the pitch: The Trip, the Movie. We all get to pick, within reason, which Hollywood A Lister gets to play us.
We get a say in everything, plus we get to socialise with the stars first and foremost so they can get our character. Plus, we make shitloads of money either way and get to go to the Oscars!
Neil, we know you use an obsession with films as a method of escapism and you'd rather shag a DVD case than a woman...
No, Bruce, this is serious!
Look, I always thought that if we were slightly nicer to you, you'd give up this obsession. Maybe it's time to do that now!