The Future

Author: southlondon

Date: July 22, 2006

by southlondon
7-22-06
Wow Harvey, thanks for the Hollywood tour. Hey, is that Tom Cruise and John Travolta up ahead!?!?!?
Yep, just keep walking. Don't make eye contact with them.
What? But why?
Well, I was hosting a fundraiser last month and I may have let slip with a non-offensive jibe against Scientology. Now they're ignoring me completely.
Hey John, it's that Harvey Weinstien asshole.
Don't worry Tom, Xenu will deal with the infidel.