The Future

Author: southlondon

Date: July 23, 2006

by southlondon
7-23-06
"Ere Gaz, where do you think dogs go when they die?" "Err...dog heaven?" (Audience goes crazy with canned laughter.)
*-I'm not illiterate, it really is spelt Ralf rather than Ralph.
Well Ralf* it's not that I don't think you're funny. I love what you've done with Two Pints, really I do.
Thanks! I also did Royle Family.
Err...yes. Anyway, I'm sorry, but I've found someone else. He's a bit like you, only he's American, genuinely funny, and his sitcom doesn't have to resort to cheap cracks about masurbation to be funny
Well, damn, I can't compete with that. Who is this guy?