The Future

Author: southlondon

Date: July 23, 2006

by southlondon
7-23-06
What? You want me to....but why? I'm not a murderer.
Well, I was going to hire a hitman but I figured this would be easier. You see, Ashton Kutcher totally fucked up my PR. Thanks to Punk'd, everyone now realises I'm just a nasty, arrogant arsehole.
Uh huh.
Well, before that, everyone just thought I was a happy-go-lucky nice guy just like JD. It's killed my reputation.
And you won't play me until I do this? Right, OK.