The Future

Author: southlondon

Date: July 25, 2006

by southlondon
7-25-06
Meanwhile, in the pub...
Come on, Duncan James, you know you wanna play me. My ego needs stroking!
I don't even know what I'm doing here! Where's my agent?
EMMA-FUCKING-WATSON?
Come on, give me a chance, I am the same age as you!
Wow, I'm so glad they chose you rather than Bradley from Eastenders, Ryan Reynolds!
I'm Ryan Reynolds!