All comics by spdavid

 

TEH PULK by spdavid 6-18-03
Mako meets Pulk Holuu crap the Pulk! What is this ugly thing that is staring at my privates..	Mako seduces Pulk So... I heard Pulks have 1000 bones.... would you like a bone? Hrmm.. okay ugly thing I've always wanted a good bone	Mako is going to become a man Yes.. the line finally worked, I'm losing my virginity TODAY! This ugly thing better give me my bone before I rip his bone off

 

Middle Easterner and littEl girl by spdavid 6-18-03
Wanted man & little girl Hello littel gurr-l, do you know where I can find a cave? I want ice cream!!	Wanted man & little girl Yes! Yes! I will get you ice cream later you littel brat just tell me where I can hide! Heh, Heh, You smell funny! :)	Wanted man & little girl Oh my god, you littel brat! Amuricuns.. I am going to find out where you live plant a C4 littel girl Is that a white garbage bag on your head?

 

Willy Wonka Factory by spdavid 6-19-03
Hello ladies and germs... welcome to the willy wonka factory!	Today we will be taking a look on how to make chocolate. First you get a fishing net, then you got to a fresh toilet, scoop up that brown stuff	Then you take that brown stuff, coat it with some sugar, and put it into the Melt-o-Matic 3x, that is directly behind me. And thats how you make chocolate

 

Teh Ketchup Patrol by spdavid 6-19-03
Hello boys and girls, Im Ketchup Bob and I'm the Chief of the Ketchup Patrol. Today we will be taking questions about the Ketchup Patrol Force.	Ketchop Bub, why ded they make gween ketchup? Everyone knows kids like to play with their food so the Ketchup Patrol called up the head of Ketchup and ordered him to make green ketchup to sell to the kids who are too spoiled to eat green ketchup	So Ketchop bub, why ded they make it gween insted of sliver? Well, the head of Ketchop figured that kids like picking their noses, and he figured cause green stuff came out of it so he concluded that kids would also like to play with green ketchup.

 

Teh Lemonhunter by spdavid 6-20-03
HehahehHOhoHE! Ohh you dirrty freggin lemons... try to hide from me try, but lemonhunter catch you! catch you and slice you up mwahahahhahah	Muahahah... I HAVE FInALLy found you, your dirrtyy lemon god... Muahahah ohh juicy lemons prepared to be impaled, you dirrty lemons cant run anymoreee!!!! GIVE THE LEMONS TO ME LEMONGOD!! Are you wearing an indian mask or something.... and that bad breath I think you should brush a little more.... here have a dollar *passes dollar*, Im gonna go get a hotdog wait right here	Muahaha victory is so nnneaarrr... giiivee me the lemons lemongod, HehahO oh citricy acidy lemons I will have fun ripping the 100% pure juice from your oval egg shaped body! What are you talking about? I just went to get a hotdog...Oh.. juiiccy, greasy, jumbo sized hotdog! Oh for how long have I waited to meet with you again my love.

 

PitchisBACK by spdavid 6-20-03
Mako@Gamefaqs Hey who is this guy making fun of Drawman! Hrmm Pitchisblack eh I wonder who he is.... *imagines Pitchisblack*	Mako imagining who Pitchisblack is What up my homies, it be me Pitchisblack your homeboy! Gimme a holla ya'll!	PitchisBACK enters room The names Pitchisback you turd. PitchisBACK not Pitchisblack. I'M JUST AN ORDINARY WHITE GUY How the hell you get into my crib dawg? You be smokin the herb? I ain't got none in here dawg, my homeboy can hook you up though Pitchisblack.

 

Balrog Vs. Fluffy by spdavid 6-21-03
The Battle Begins I am Balrog from LOTR I am Fluffly minus 2 heads from Harry Potter	I, Balrog will kick j00 Fluffy ass all the way back to Hogwarts. I scared the whole fellowship of the ring what have you done? Scared little boys in their pajamas? WOof, Woof, I um,, yeah scared little kids in their pajamas....	Hahaha I r the superior, you just blow Fluffy pfft if only i had my other 2 heads

 

Teh BUMP by spdavid 6-25-03
THE BUMP So.. for the past few days I was out so yah this topic fell a few pages but I am here to REVIVE IT!	Yeah this is just a comic to bump up my topic in case idiots didn't understand	Alright guys Im out!

 

Lesson #1 by spdavid 6-26-03
Playing basketball in the dark sucks eh? Yeah man I couldn't even see the flipping ball!	And playing with white guys who suck make it even worst That white boy almost jumped on my head bro, I mean im taking a shot and a white boy is acting like a meteor coming at me.	Yeah man the morale is the never play basketball in the dark with noobie white boys Straight up yo

 

Lesson #2 by spdavid 6-30-03
This is me watching baseball...	This is me watching movies from the 1940s	This is me after waiting in line for a ride for an hour only to find out that its broken.

 

Canada Day by spdavid 7-01-03
Happy Canada day fellow Canadian!! Happy CAAANDA day!	I wonder if they even know about Canada day in America? I think they do know about it mr.Hero sir. I went there last year and well it wasnt a happy sight, let me tell u about it....	Last year Argh, damn Bacon eater take this! *stabs old guy* You mother canucker you and your ugly country go to hell!!! Your in America and we don't take none of this mounty crap! Ow! IM just here to visit my grandchildren and celebrate Canada day!

 

Lame Promotion by spdavid 7-07-03
Hello I am you host, Lemonhunter and today we will be taking a sneak peak to the awesome film, TEH GAMEFAQS	Teh Gamefaqs has everything from hoes, to fights, and to everything I give it a 3 thumbs up and a cup of lemonjuice! It is a must see!	Coming to a board near you is TEH GAMEFAQS. ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES EVER GO WATCH IT NOW!!!

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