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Untitled by spectre 2-06-03
lessons of life part 1: men with hockey masks. here's your horoscope: beware of men wearing hokey masks. ah, those things are a fake.	NO, THEY'RE NOT! yes they are you stupid pansy.	moral:it's not wise to piss off people who wear hockey masks in their spare time. moron.

 

lessons of life part 2. by spectre 2-06-03
lessons of life part 2: aliens.	*sigh*	moral: don't trust titles, oh, and priests suck. you suck.

 

lessons of life part 3: aliens (for real) by spectre 2-06-03
this time, it's for real, I swear. greetings earthling. eeeuw, it's all gooey	don't piss me off! eeeuw, gross, you're disgusting.	moral: don't piss off aliens. they might have telekinetic abilities. plus, they're real dicks. ass.

 

the fate of CynicalDave. by spectre 3-22-03
Don't you just HATE this guy? Hi, I'm CynicalDave.	I know you do, so I have a nice surprise for you.	have fun. Oh, damn. hello, welcome to hell.

 

lessons of life part 4: Captain Robo. by spectre 3-22-03
avoid this man.		see? He's EVIL! EVIL I tells ya!

 

lessons of life part 5: CynicalDave by spectre 3-22-03
and now back to: CynicalDave! eh, hello. prepare for your doom.	what? muahahaaaa!	mral of this story: do you want to end up like CynicalDave? I don't think so, so act cool, or die. NOOOOOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! Hi, I'm CynicalDave.

 

Hockeymaskman meets n1nja. by spectre 3-22-03
our friend Hockemaskman gets a run-in with n1nja from the Neptunecircle.com forum. I hate you. and you should. lol, the hax0ring m0thership is l33t and it's mine, I'm da best, look at me!! ooh, I'm so fucking full of crap!	I know you hate him, so he'll go straight to hell ;) I always suspected that you were a fucking sack of crap. lol, I am. lol, I'm da best, and so fucking full of myself it's damnwell nearly physically impossible for my body to survive the strain casued by the utter fullofmyselfness that I have. I'm a hax0r!	goodbye, you stupid, stupid man. send Satan my regards, will ya? AAAAAARGH! IT BURNS!

 

n1nja's further adventures. by spectre 3-22-03
and now we return to your favorite motherfucking asshole: N1NJA! oh, God, where is this lace? I'm so l33t, and so is my fucking crappy website. you're in hell, now prepare for your torture.	look at the asshole go! He's so fucking annoying isn't he. wouldn't you just want to reach through this computer and strangle him untill his eyes pop out? what? you can't torture me, I'm da greatest, and my website is crappy, and it's the best in the world, casue it's l33t!	oooh, ouch, that's gotta sting. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! THE HORROR! THE HORROR! *n1nja's crappy weebsite, which he is doomed to look upon for all eternity*

 

a fight to the death. by spectre 3-22-03
Chris and Sef fight to the death. Die No, you die!	Or not. aaah, screw it, wanna go see Evil Dead 2? OK.	This is a sweet movie. sweeeeet.

 

lessons of life part 6: OBEY! by spectre 3-23-03
OBEY! OBEY! OBEY! OBEY! OBEY! I'm a n1nja!	OBEY! OBEY! OBEY! OBEY! OBEY!	moral of this story: OBEY! OBEY!

 

my nose itches: a tribute to randomness. by spectre 3-23-03

 

now my eye itches. by spectre 3-23-03
hello again, and welcome back to the "itch" show.		oops, wrong switch :( I'm sad.

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