All comics by sprague

 

..... by sprague 1-15-01
Life is such a pain...I always carry around this fucking hammer. ......	What do you mean "...."??!?! ......	JUST SAY WHAT YOUR FUCKING TRYING TO SAY! Jesus, I was having my period. give me a fucking break.

 

Jesus and Bongo by sprague 1-15-01
Bongo meets up with Jesus... Jesus, did you know that if I lie the penis on my head grows larger??? .....	Bongo meets up with Jesus... Well, did you?!??! .....	Bongo meets up with Jesus... FUCKING ANSWER ME! I've seen bigger.

 

Bongo and God by sprague 1-15-01
God talks to Bongo (Bongo) [Listens] (God) Bongo, I want you to bring my people out of Egypt and to the United States.	God talks to Bongo (Bongo) You do know, the United States doesn't exist yet, and I'm only rabbit with a penis sticking out of my head. (God) Yes, and so..? I already spent money on plane tickets.	God talks to Bongo (Bongo) um..fuck you, I'm putting you out. (God) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Christian meets Jew by sprague 1-15-01
(sprague) Oh shit, its a Jew. Oh damn! A Christian.	(sprague) So....how are you my Jewish friend who I hate? I'm well you piece of shit.	(sprague) Oh just because your a fucking Jew doesn't mean you can go sticking nails in people's heads. Yeah it does...anyway, your a Christian and you lit me on fire, so lets call it even.

 

Spargue's Destiny by sprague 1-16-01
Welcome to Hell. [sprague] Hey Satan, how about another game of Twister? [Satan] Ugh...get out of hell and goto Heaven.	[sprague] Hey Jesus! Can you believe Satan kicked me out of hell, i mean im sprague! The best person on Earth. [Jesus] Your the most annoying, too. Get out of here.	[sprague] No one wants me. I'm the only man left on Earth.....

 

Pervert by sprague 1-16-01
Boy she's hot. Ew, a bug.	Hello little girl, how are you? ugh....	ah!!!!!!!! Pervert ;-)

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