Bongo and God

Author: sprague

Date: January 15, 2001

by sprague
1-15-01
God talks to Bongo
(Bongo) [Listens]
(God) Bongo, I want you to bring my people out of Egypt and to the United States.
God talks to Bongo
(Bongo) You do know, the United States doesn't exist yet, and I'm only rabbit with a penis sticking out of my head.
(God) Yes, and so..? I already spent money on plane tickets.
God talks to Bongo
(Bongo) um..fuck you, I'm putting you out.
(God) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!