All comics by squidblaine

 

Shaun's Stand by squidblaine 10-20-03
One day, Shaun finally decided to make a stand against the townies... sean r u sure u shud do dis???/ chickendude, I've thought through it, and have gathered the courage to face the townie scum!	Townie infidel, I have come to remove you and your destructive attitude from this very Earth! Prepare yourself! ... who the fuck is this guy?	TEN SECONDS LATER

 

The Secret Life of Shaun by squidblaine 10-20-03
Shaun was at home on a Friday night, tapping away at his computer... ...*click click, tap tap* "Hello, Shaun is unable to acquire the telephone at the present moment, please leave an appropiate message after the tone."	It's Anna, I... I'm not sure I want to be in this relationship anymore. Please, if any part of you still loves me, you'll ring me back. *beep*	FANTA SHOKATA Hello, you've reached Seb's SECRET website, made especially with you in mind, Shaun Mmm, yeah...

 

My first appearance by squidblaine 12-31-03
Hey Roper! Hi Shaun. Notice how I've chosen to represent myself with the most emo guy on this website.	...yes. So how are things, anyway? Oh, y'know. Stuff.	Cool. Hey, have you been looking at ,my crotch this whole time? Uh, no.

 

Straight, folks! by squidblaine 12-31-03
Hello, after my first appearance, some people have been questioning my sexuality.	I would like to make it absaloutely clear, that I am NOT homosexual. At all. I was just low on ideas. ... Bent twat.	I heard that.

 

Plotline? by squidblaine 12-31-03
Don't you think it's time we developed a plotline like everybody else has? Eurgh, probably, but all the well known webcomics always have a strip where they talk about the lack of plotline.	You're right. Is there anyway we can make it better on the second frame here? Far too late for that my friend. Quick, just think of a punchline for the last frame!	The whitehouse is behind us! I bet George Bush is in there right now, doing- Tony Blair in the arse. There, hopefully that immaturity has saved us.

 

Robert's criticism by squidblaine 12-31-03
What are you looking at on there, Robert? I thought I'd check out your comics on stripcreator.com	You like them? Firstly, they're not remotely amusing, secondly, you're too lazy to even draw your own comics, even on a computer!	So I take it you're way, way ahead of me in the web comic league. Okay, you've got a point.

 

Aaron's Character by squidblaine 12-31-03
Alright Aaron, you're now apart of the comic, just like you said. Um, do I really have to look like this?	How's that then? Oh come on, be serious!	Fine, fine, you can't complain about this one, surely. I think we need to work on my contract...

 

Aaron's character (Continued) by squidblaine 12-31-03
Yo Aaron, how's it hanging? Well, 'it' doesn't hang anymore because I'm a girl. Instead, now I-	No! I didn't mean... Heck, I'm changing your character right now. No, wait!	One magical power later... All done. Aww, I could've got used to having breasts.

 

Aaron's charatcer (Continued More) by squidblaine 12-31-03
Are you entirely sure that character is practical, Aaron? Yes. I told you, I am not being that goddamn Cat, for Christ's sake.	Christ's sake, eh? Sounds like a cheap joke with Jesus...	You can't find the Jesus character, can you?

 

We might be getting somwhere... by squidblaine 12-31-03
It's me, Matt. I decided I didn't want to be that Gabe guy any more. It's me, Durrant. I just took the chance to randomly appear in the comic.	Is that it now? No more character changing, or introducing new people, or anything? Yep, I think that's it now.	Actually, now that you mention it... SHUT UP!

 

©AzZiNdAhOuSe© by squidblaine 12-31-03
Welcome to MSN, you have just signed in	©AzZiNdAhOuSe©: Hi roper, wanna play diablo 2?? Aw, crap...	You have blocked ©AzZiNdAhOuSe© That's better.

 

The Quest For Half-Life 2 #1 by squidblaine 1-02-04
CONNECTING... Robert, what the hell are you doing? I'm hacking into Valve servers, trying to download the NEW Half-Life 2 source code.	CONNECTION ESTABLISHED Are you sure that's a good idea? You don't know anything about hacking, you're probably going to get traced. Relax, I'm a natural hacker! See here? I've nearly got it, all I need to do is-	SYNTAX ERROR

 

Blank by squidblaine 3-27-04
Hey, I haven't been on stripcreator for ages!	Hm, now what should I make a comic about...?	Screw it, I'll just make what I'm thinking now my comic. Perfect.

 

Blimey by squidblaine 12-31-04
Hmm. This seems awfully familar. How so?	There's no one online MSN, and many people are attending intense social events... Uh, I mean parties. This can only mean one thing.	ANOTHER NEW YEAR'S EVE! ANOTHER NEW YEAR'S EVE!

 

The Inevitible by squidblaine 12-31-05
This time for new year's, the sadness of staying at home on MSN and making comics on stripcreator had to stop. Yes, that's right: I went to a friend's to comsume alcoholic beverages and socialize. Wow! really? what happened?	Well, there was making out - albeit between two people who were not me. And there was sex - albeit on a computer screen in a pornographic film. Nevertheless, it was a new year party, and I was there! Wait a minute... it's 1:08am right now, why aren't you still partying, or at least recovering from a hangover? And why is your MSN status 'online' ?	STRIPCREATOR INTERMISSION

 

Stripcreator Social Theory by squidblaine 9-09-06
Funcsy the plant and Marksy the Maskguy were discussing a website. STRIP CREATOR! What an idea! Please, explain. Why is Strip Creator so successful and excellent?	The idea behind it is simple. Users are able to create their own three-frame comics, using various backdrops and characters from existing comics. This can lead to hilarious results! I see! But an integral part of comic creaton is missing: artistic freedom and originality! If I didn't know better, I'd say Strip Creator is a functionalist tool, destroying our free-thinking nature!	Functionalists do not stand for destroying free-thinking! They promote the idea of harmonious community; a society where people are allocated roles based on ability and fairness! But what of the great artists and rebels we see so often in our society? How can functionalism possibly allocate a role to them, if it is in their very nature to go against such an ideal?

 

Stripcreator Social Theory #2 by squidblaine 9-09-06
You know, I really hate that Functionalist plant, tiny girl. His social philosophy is basically that all society is happy, perfect and we are all content! To be honest, I found his belief to be a lot more valid - and non-contradictory - than your's, Marksy. In fact, I wouldn't even call your views Marxist!	Oh, is that so? I suppose you believe that Marxism itself deters free-thinking, as evident in it's demented bastard son, Communism? Yes, that is very true! I will agree that Communism is very much more extreme than Marxism, but nonetheless, the bourgeoise and the proletariat are workers, not thinkers, or artists!	That's where you're wrong! In the final stage of a Marxist revolution, the class system itself is entirely abolished, allowing all people to do as they wish! Which might include making webcomics! You're right Marksy. But, to be honest, all the social theories that have been discussed have been horribly misinterpretted by us, and social theories cannot effectively be applied to art. Woe is us!

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