Melty the Snowman

Author: squidrabies

Date: May 2, 2005

by squidrabies
5-02-05
What's up, Mister The Snowman?
Do you know why I kept you after class?
Nope.
I had you and your classmates draw a picture of what you want to be when you grow up. You drew yourself holding a gun, wearing camoflage.
Yeah, I want to join the army so I can protect my country.
Good job getting yourself expelled, psycho. I drugged your milk to quell the insane murderous rage until security can get you in restraints. I'll have your transcripts sent to Columbine.