Mister Monkeybottom

Author: squidrabies

Date: August 8, 2005

by squidrabies
8-08-05
I don't love you anymore, Princess Twinkies.
Argh!
But I still love you.
Can we be friends?
Stop pressuring me! I'm vulnerable and conflicted. I'm willing to have a relationship with you, but only when I feel like it. At all other times, we're just good friends. Except not really.
I'll have to check with my lawyer, but I think I have some wiggle room there.