Mister Monkeybottom, Investigative Reporter

Author: squidrabies

Date: September 9, 2005

by squidrabies
9-09-05
Sir, why did you shoot that rescue helicopter down?
Cuz my fambly needs a'rescuing.
So, is the burning wreckage going to rescue you now? Maybe the charred remains of the pilot?
I was trying to get their attention.
How is it that none of you people managed to loot a flare gun?
Are you here to rescue me? Hang on, I need to reload.