Mister Monkeybottom, Investigate Reporter

Author: squidrabies

Date: September 9, 2005

by squidrabies
9-09-05
Why didn't you evacuate New Orleans like you were ordered?
I had family that couldn't evacuate. I stayed to help and they all died.
Smooth move, dumbass. Okay, so what's your excuse?
When I recieved my welfare check, they forgot to include the "move your impoverished family out of state or you'll probably die" check.
Yeah, it's always everyone else's fault. How about you, genius?
I like to play in the rain!