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| Welcome to the health and human services commission. Thanks for waiting 6 hours, can I help you? | |
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| I love America! Land of the thing, home of the other thing! | |
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| Even though I work full-time at slightly above minimum wage, I'm poor and sick. Can I have some food and go to the doctor? | |
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| Sure, just fill out these thirty pages of intrusive questions, show me three forms of photo identification, your birth certificate, wait two months and go fuck yourself. | |
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| There's only a 15 day waiting period to buy a gun. | |
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