God: Year One

Author: squidrabies

Date: September 14, 2005

by squidrabies
9-14-05
Soooo, Adam.. I've been meaning to have a talk with you about your job performance.
My what?
You're doing super, really. But, I expected a little more from you than eating, sleeping and looking at animals. Think you can punch it up a little?
Like how? I eat fruit because it grows on trees, I sleep because I get sleepy and I look at animals because they move around in front of me.
You're not even trying.
To do what?!