God: Year One

Author: squidrabies

Date: September 14, 2005

by squidrabies
9-14-05
Here's the deal, Eve. I made you from Adam's rib so you can show him a good time.
That's harassment.
Whatever. There's only one rule. You guys can do anything you want, but don't eat the apples.
Ooh yeah, I so want your stupid apples. I can't go on living unless I eat a dumbass apple.
What a cunt.
I want an apple.