God: Year One

Author: squidrabies

Date: September 30, 2005

by squidrabies
9-30-05
Speak up, I'm a very busy omnipotent person.
Yeah, uh. You know that tree? That one with the really tempting fruit? The fruit I'm not allowed to eat?
Yeah, and?
It's really tempting me. I mean... It's all I can think about some days. Can't you just get rid of it? Please?
Sorry, it's a test. And like most tests, it's meaningless and unfair. Don't eat the delicious fruit of knowledge and you've got no problems.
Could you at least tell Eve to stop rubbing it on her tits all day?