Specific Hospital

Author: squidrabies

Date: October 17, 2005

by squidrabies
10-17-05
Good morning, doctor.
And how is my favorite patient feeling today?
Not great. Those pills you gave me didn't help at all.
Yeah, I didn't think they would. They were placebos.
What?! Why did you give me placebos?
I forgot how to spell "morphine".