The Twelve Days of Tard Boy and Finkelman

Author: squidrabies

Date: December 25, 2005

by squidrabies
12-25-05
♫ Twelve Keith Moons, eleven Liberaces, ten sons of Clapton...
I really don't think your Twelve Days of Dead Celebrities song is going to catch on. Changing "lords a'leaping" to "sons of Clapton" is particularly offensive.
♫ Nine Britney Spearses, eight Russ Meyers, seven Natalie Woods, six Fabio's noses...
Britney Spears and Fabio's nose don't count as dead celebrities.
♫ Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiive Golden Girls!
There were four Golden Girls and none of them are dead. You better hope this doesn't jinx Estelle Getty.