God's Image

Author: squidrabies

Date: January 10, 2008

by squidrabies
1-10-08
It is time.
Time for what, sir?
The rapture.
I understand, sir. All the true believers will ascend and join the kindgom of heaven. I'll give Jesus the heads up.
Wait, no. I meant get me pair of asian hookers.
Oh, that rapture. You know, if you want do this this every other week you should really think up a new code name. Like "The Japture" or something.