Princess Twinkies the Friendly Cthulhu

Author: squidrabies

Date: August 3, 2002

by squidrabies
8-03-02
He hasn't called. Should I call him? Would I seem desperate? Why hasn't he called? He said he would call and he hasn't called. Should I call him?
MEANWHILE...
I AM PROGRAMMED TO DESTROY. I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY MIGHTY ROBO-CLAWS.
I don't like the sound of that.
Wait a minute, that isn't a real phone, it's just painted on the wall. I'll get you, telephone company.