Everything Must Die 2

Author: squidrabies

Date: August 4, 2002

by squidrabies
8-04-02
You know, I have that thing that chickens have that can kill you if you undercook me.
Please don't lie to me. I'm very vulnerable right now.
No fooling, cook me wrong and you're dead, pal. I'm just warning you. Kill away.
Is it worth the risk? Am I willing to die for a chicken salad sandwich? I must meditate.
If you decide to eat me, stay away from my left wing. I have a cut that got infected when I was cleaning the toilet.
Screw it, I'll eat the chair.