Melty the Snowman

Author: squidrabies

Date: August 4, 2002

by squidrabies
8-04-02
Hello, Manhole. What's up?
Can I borrow your carrot? I'll give it right back.
I don't know. What do you need it for?
I thought I would push it in and out of my anus while I masturbate and fantasize about Tor Johnson.
Um, actually, this carrot is cursed. Anyone who touches it will die. Sorry.
Can I tie your scarf around my balls?