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| Mr. Monkeybottom, have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal savior? | |
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| Does he come with free long distance minutes? | |
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| Well, no. But he does come with love and forgiveness of your sins. | |
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| That's great and all, but what I really need is some free long distance minutes. I have family in Kuala Lumpur. | |
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| Well, okay. Love, forgiveness and 120 long distance minutes. | |
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| How about a cell phone for those free minutes? | |
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