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| Hello, sir or madam. You are looking very beautiful or handsome this afternoon. | |
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| That's nice. What do want? | |
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| Would you be interested in purchasing a brand new VCR that I absolutely did not steal from your neighbor? Today only, $19.95. | |
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| Would you be interested in knowing that I'm about to take a shit in your mailbox? | |
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