Melty the Snowman

Author: squidrabies

Date: August 7, 2002

by squidrabies
8-07-02
Yes, what is it Melty?
Hello, sir or madam. You are looking very beautiful or handsome this afternoon.
That's nice. What do want?
Would you be interested in purchasing a brand new VCR that I absolutely did not steal from your neighbor? Today only, $19.95.
SLAM!
Would you be interested in knowing that I'm about to take a shit in your mailbox?