Mr. Monkeybottom

Author: squidrabies

Date: August 7, 2002

by squidrabies
8-07-02
What do you like best about being a clown?
The oppressive sadness and self loathing.
Do you enjoy working with kids?
I'd like to work the business end of a claw hammer into their pointy little skulls.
Can you do balloon animals?
I'm going to hang myself with one tomorrow.