Mr. Monkeybottom

Author: squidrabies

Date: August 22, 2002

by squidrabies
8-22-02
Yes, who is it?
Afternoon, Mister... Monkeybottom, isn't it? Hi, I'm Chuck Squats.
How can I help you, Mister Squats?
Well, first off, you can call me Chuck.
Fine. Chuck. What?
I'm a door to door consumer. I was wondering if you'd like to sell me a magazine subscription or something.