Mr. Monkeybottom

Author: squidrabies

Date: August 27, 2002

by squidrabies
8-27-02
Do you like being a police officer?
I'd like to beat you to death with this here night stick, blackie.
Excuse me?
I said, 'Yes, I love being a police officer'.
That's not what you said.
Dispatch, I got a 309 in progress, I'm going to need a baggie of drugs and a gun to plant on the suspect's body.