Tard Boy and Finkelman

Author: squidrabies

Date: August 31, 2002

by squidrabies
8-31-02
Sometimes after work, I like to take a nice soothing bath, have a cold glass of wine and listen to the soothing sounds of dying animals.
Yeah, I take my shoes off and... Wait, dying animals?
And bath salts. I couldn't live without my bath salts.
Is it a recording of the sound of dying animals, or are animals actually dying right there in your apartment?
Come on man, a recording can't capture the raw beauty of the final gurgling breath of a living creature.
Damn, I was gonna ask to borrow the tape.