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| This is a home invasion, please remain calm and you won't be hurt. Where are your valuables located? | |
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| Please don't steal my George Forman grill. How am I going to make hot sandwiches? | |
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| I have seen the error of my ways. Please call the police so that I may give myself up. | |
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| Okay. Do you know the number? | |
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| Ha! I am a recidivist! I'll have that grill, fool! | |
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| Curses! Failed again by our corrupt criminal justice system! | |
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