At the UN Delegation of Island Nations (part 2)

Author: squishy

Date: May 23, 2003

by squishy
5-23-03
Just because you dig a channel around your country doesn't make it an island. My Iceland, now THAT'S an island.
Look, we've detached Chad from the earth's crust. We can pick it up with a crane and drop it into the middle of the Atlantic if you'd like. Would that make you happy?
As a matter of fact, it would.
OK, GUYS, LET 'ER RIP!
SPLASH!