Mr. Cowboy's Horsey (part 2)

Author: stabbo

Date: July 19, 2003

by stabbo
7-19-03
I crushed a little girl today.
Just one? Hell, I gored two by mistake this mornin. And just an hour ago, I got one stuck on my left horn. I had to slice it in half while its mama watched.
Charming.
Which reminds me, I gotta get the hell outta here. But what's REALLY botherin ya?
...I still can't believe I have to wear this ridiculous hat.
I'd shoot myself.