Mr. Cowboy's Horsey (part 4)

Author: stabbo

Date: July 20, 2003

by stabbo
7-20-03
Guess who.
A certain cowboy with two very broken legs?
Good one, William. I was sorry to hear that last night's violently loose bowel movement failed to yield that strange hat of yours. I have, however, brought you some tea.
Thank you, Gerald. Although, the bathroom incident you're graphically referring to did not actually take place.
Good because that drunken excuse for a cowboy, currently in the corner running his spurs over that little girl's face, stopped me and stuffed beans and chewing tobacco in your tea.
I thought I crushed her.