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| Earlier today, police arrested a local cowboy charging him with public indecency behind a nearby tavern. Of the incident, a vulgar, chain-smoking triceratops had this to say: | |
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| "They looked like they were tryina *bleep* climb each other! Sick, filthy, *bleep*, man! Who wanth to play with my hornth?! Bad ith good, baby! What? No, *bleep* YOU!" | |
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| The entire ordeal was caught on video by an anonymous individual who mailed the footage to channel 3 news. He or she has not asked for any money. | |
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