Bring Your Kid to Work Day

Author: stabbo

Date: September 7, 2003

by stabbo
9-07-03
Hi dog-on-a-ball! My mommy told me not to talk to you but you're sooo cute!
Sweet, merciful man-crap you're ugly! Hello? Does anybody own this brown troll?
Today's "bring your kid to work" day!
Yeah, but the memo said nothing about melon-headed, garbage bag-wearing, vomit-inducing super-turds.
You're a mean little dog! I'm gonna tell my mommy!
Hey freak-show, I don't wanna offend you or anything but your mom's a popular gal here. She gets around like a record, you know what I mean? Can I have some candy?