Lu & Bruce Get a New Assistant (part 1)

Author: stabbo

Date: October 23, 2003

by stabbo
10-23-03
(SIGH)
Lu? What are you doing in a waste basket?
Some prick just insulted me and questioned my existence. I fainted, then dragged myself into this apt metaphor for my life. I now dream of wearing his head as a hat.
Take it easy, man. He's my new assistant.
What? Bruce, how could you!? I'm here every DAY, spreading JOY. With the notable exception of this exact moment, I always present myself in a clean and professional manner.
You don't really work here. And he gave me a comic book.